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Y’all Netflix is trying to kick us off for using A DIFFERENT WIFI NETWORK from the “household”.
We are not more than thirty feet from the other tv.
We have FOUR wifi networks because out in the goddamn woods, all of them SUCK.
This is fucking ridiculous.
GUESS WHAT IT GOT WORSE!!
The verification process to prove we’re in the same goddamn house is a fucking SEIZURE TRIGGER
As in partner is ACTIVELY NOW HAVING AN EPISODE
It amped the tv’s brightness and flashed series of QR codes across the screen like a goddamn strobe light! Which you had to stand in front of and record for 15 seconds!
Website contact refused to provide a channel to make a complaint, insisted that we could only possibly be a household if we were all on the same wifi, and that if they couldn’t email or call the account owner all they could do was help us set up a new fucking account.
Partner isn’t in serious danger but jesus fuck if you’re a seizure risk do not go anywhere near it
today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.
And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us
burned my eggs and got mad sorry lol









